Favorite Things From October and November: A Sackcloth Horse, An Anthropomorphic Badger, and a Psychic Space Boy

MOVIES

Dune
I have never read Dune and have not seen David Lynch’s 1984 film, so I went into this movie with zero emotional attachment or expectations. I think that definitely influenced my opinion and I know that feelings will be different for people who love series. That being said, I quite liked this movie. I think I was in just the right mood for a grand sci-fi-chosen-one story full of beautiful people and imagery and all the cliches that come with the genre. And now I shall summarize Dune. A simple thing really. Ummm. Paul Atreides is the son of a galactic Duke, whose kingdom is given exclusive rights by the Space Emperor to mine “spice” from the planet Arakkis. But when the Atreides family (and their army) get to the desert planet, they are quickly betrayed and everything goes wrong. And Paul is also a magical psychic wizard messiah or something. This is a classic sci-fi series that you probably know way better than me, so trying to summarize the story feels a little silly. It’s a big magic space drama.

Dune is very clearly the first part of a larger story and suffers a bit from that, with an anticlimactic ending that directly leads into the currently non-existent part two. It also has a bit of a “white savior” problem because almost all of the characters surrounding Paul and his mother (played by white actors) are stellar actors of color. I’m glad that there was so much diversity in the cast but the tradeoff, in a story like this, is that you’re seeing so many POC killed off in the service of the white character’s story. A white character who is being set up to save the native inhabitants of a planet. So there is that. Enjoyment with some criticism.

The French Dispatch
If someone told you to envision the most Wes Anderson thing you could think of, you’d probably end up with The French Dispatch. It is EXTREMELY Wes Anderson. And, being a fan of Wes Anderson’s movies, this worked for me. The French Dispatch is an anthology that tells three small stories under the umbrella of a group of reporters putting together the final issue of a fictional news magazine, a la The New Yorker. The first story is about an incarcerated artist and his prison-guard muse, the second is about a youth revolt, and the third follows the kidnapping and rescue of a young boy. Each story is influenced by and pays tribute to the work of real journalists, with the third story, emulating the work of James Baldwin, being the most heartfelt and effective of the three (in large part due to Jeffrey Wright, who is excellent as always). Wes Anderson tells these stories through a mix of film styles using his signature meticulous staging, timing, and imagery. If you like his other films, you’ll probably like The French Dispatch.


BOOKS

Seducing the Sorcerer by Lee Welch
Lee Welch first popped up on my radar with her excellent Salt Magic Skin Magic, a gothic romance with mythological magic. Seducing the Sorcerer, somehow only Welch’s second novel, is another great story full of smooching and sorcery. Fenn Todd is a homeless drifter, barely surviving by taking whatever work he can find along the roads of a drought-stricken kingdom. After doing some backbreaking daily labor at a strange farm, Fenn is cheated into accepting payment not in money or food, but in the form of a pile of sackcloth shaped like a horse. But after walking away with this pile of rags, the rags start behaving very much like a real horse. A real horse that can also fly. This magical sackcloth horse leads Fenn to the fabled black tower of Morgrim, the kingdom’s terrifying sorcerer who is dealing with some big problems of his own. Seducing the Sorcerer, as you can probably guess from the title, is a romance as much as it is a fantasy story, and Fenn falls hard for the prickly magician. This book instantly drew me in and I loved the strange, rich world of magical flying horses and ensorcelled towers covered in unending rain.

Under the Whispering Door by T.J. Klune
Wallace is an asshole. He’s a cold, uncaring lawyer uninterested in helping anyone other than himself. Alone in the office one evening, he has a heart attack and dies. The next thing Wallace knows, he’s viewing his own sparsely attended funeral and being whisked away to a strange tea house in the woods, which is a way-station for troubled ghosts. The residents of the tea house include the soft-spoken ferryman Hugo, the new reaper Mei, and Hugo’s ghostly grandfather and dog. As Wallace learns to accept his death and come to grips with a life poorly lived, he grows and changes in the best ways while bittersweetly falling in love with the still living Hugo, who he can’t touch.

In the acknowledgments for this book, Klune talks about how this was his way of trying to process his own experiences with death and grief and that definitely shines through the story. It explores all the varied, difficult emotions and unknowns that surround death and feels both melancholy and hopeful. And whoo boy, Under the Whispering Door made me cry A LOT. Like extended crying-while-reading situations where my dog got distressed and came over to comfort me. So, you know, look forward to that. My one complaint with UtWD is that it took me a while to get into the story because I have a hard time with smug characters and I found a majority of the cast to be frustratingly smug at the beginning, although I think they were meant to be charming. But as I got into the book and the characters grew and changed, I ended up absorbed in the story anyway.

Paladin’s Hope by T. Kingfisher
So there I was, poking around my various to-read lists and all of a sudden I saw that the third book in T. Kingfisher’s Saints of Steel series, which at this point I didn’t know was even happening, was in fact coming out the next day. I clicked that buy button SO FAST. Easily one of my favorite book series in recent years (so much so that I’ll probably buy the hard-covers for my bookshelf even though I already own the e-books), Paladin’s Hope returns to Kingfisher’s world of lost paladins trying to rebuild their lives after the death of their patron god. This third book follows Galen, a wonderfully dashing red-headed rogue of a paladin who showed up frequently in the earlier stories. When dead bodies with baffling wounds start showing up on the banks of the river, the city watch is happy to brush them off as unfortunate accidents. But Galen and Earstripe, the only gnole* member of the city watch, are unconvinced and seek the help of Piper, a lich-doctor** with the secret gift of seeing the last moments of a dead body’s life. While searching for answers, the trio ends up trapped in an elaborate death maze, each room more dangerous and deadly than the last. A death maze isn’t the most romantic of locations, but Galen and Piper find themselves falling in love while trying to survive peril and cope with traumatic emotional pasts. Ursula Vernon/T. Kingfisher is so good.
*Basically an anthropomorphic badger
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Lore Olympus: Volume One by Rachel Smythe
Retellings of the Hades/Persephone myth are all over the place right now and I have consumed a number of them this year, some more successful than others. Lore Olympus is yet another take on the story, but really stands out thanks to Rachel Smythe’s GORGEOUS artwork and thoughtful narrative. The story is set in a nebulous sci-fi-ish/ancient Greek-ish Olympus where Hades and his brothers are kings of their respective kingdoms. At a party thrown by Zeus, Hades sees Persephone and proclaims her more beautiful than Aphrodite. The goddess overhears this and arranges some mischief which inadvertently leads to an instant connection between the Hades and Persephone. While Lore Olympus is a romantic and mostly lighthearted modern retelling, it is definitely an adult story and interestingly weaves in dark elements of the Greek myths, depicting the selfishness of the gods and the lack of agency afforded to female characters. Originally a web comic, the Volume One print edition collects the first 25 chapters and makes for a gorgeous book. Content warning: Lore Olympus Volume One contains a depiction of sexual assault and gaslighting which is hard to read. It’s not graphic, but it’s so emotionally honest and grounded in reality that it really effected me.

Unseen by Jordan L Hawk
Unseen is the second book in Jordan Hawk’s Widdershins spinoff series Rath & Rune and, as is usually the case with Hawk’s work, I devoured it in like a day. This installment continues the adventures of librarian Sebastian and book binder/child of a chaotic tentacle god Vesper, as they attempt to find the second evil necromantic book wreaking havoc in their town.


PODCASTS

Ologies
My sister got me hooked on Ologies by recommending an episode about opossums. From there I went on to learn about turtles, squid, shipwrecks, veterinary medicine, dancing spiders, and crow funerals. Each episode of Ologies has host Alie Ward sitting down and charmingly chatting with scientists about their various fields of study. I love Alie’s sense of humor and constant fascination with the things she’s asking about. So check this one out if you want to laugh and also learn cool facts about gar fish.


ART

Here is some stuff I made in October and November!

Favorite Things From August & September: a K-Pop lasersaber, a nautical adventure, and a diminutive robot

GAMES

Boyfriend Dungeon
Ok, stick with me here. Boyfriend Dungeon is a dating sim/dungeon crawler where you date your weapons. And it’s really good. You play as a young 20-something who lacks confidence and has never been on a date before. When you travel to a small sea-side town to stay with your cousin for the summer, you discover a community filled with attractive and charming people who occasionally shape-shift into swords, axes, and other sharp things. And, it turns out, you are a “wielder”, able to use these weapons (with their consent) to defeat monsters and traverse dungeons that are scattered around town.

Over the course of the summer, you can befriend or romance a whole bunch of these shape-shifters, with my favorites being a K-Pop idol/lasersaber, a rebellious street artist/dagger, and a non-binary witch/sythe. For my first playthrough I just romanced Seven, the lasersaber, but on my second playthrough I romanced EVERYONE. Muahahaha.

I really enjoyed Boyfriend Dungeon’s inclusivity, sex-positivity, and variety of romance and friendship scenarios. The game does feel a little short (you only explore two dungeons and it really seems like there should be three) but I loved what was there. An important note on the story though: Boyfriend Dungeon received some criticism on its release because a major, unavoidable plot point involves stalking and some people felt the content warning the game provided wasn’t strong enough (there was also frustration that stalking is in the narrative to begin with). I can definitely understand where these criticisms came from and the game-makers have taken steps to patch the game and make the content warning clearer. That narrative arc does culminate with the stalker realizing their issues, apologizing, and seeking out therapy so I do think it is handled intelligently, but if stalking themes and content is hard for you, then Boyfriend Dungeon is probably something you should skip. (Nintendo Switch)

Ratchet & Clank
I’m a big fan of the previous Ratchet & Clank games and I had a lot of fun playing the new installment Rift Apart, which continues the story of lombax Ratchet (sort of an anthropomorphic fennec fox) and his tiny robo-pal Clank who go on adventures to save various planets/galaxies/dimensions. Rift Apart begins with Dr. Nefarious (the bad guy, obs) stealing a powerful gadget that opens rifts to other dimensions. So the fuzzy mechanic and the diminutive robot set out to fix the rifts, and in the process meet up with alternate-dimension versions of themselves who lend a hand. The story is entertaining, if a bit a bit thin/undeveloped, but the gameplay is excellent. There are 14 games in this series so far, so Insomniac has had plenty of time to refine and polish the game mechanics and playability. I had no problem spending a bunch of extra hours collecting and upgrading all the things because I was having so much fun. (PS5)

Psychonauts 2
Sort of a parallel to my experience playing Ratchet & Clank, Psychonauts 2 has a fun story and amazing design but drops the ball a bit when it comes to gameplay.

Both games in this series center around acrobat/psychic Raz, who spent his childhood dreaming of joining the elite psychic spy/hero agency The Psychonauts. The first game saw Raz running away from his family’s traveling circus to attend a psychic summer camp and having to stop some nefarious goings-on involving brains being stolen. In game two, he is brought in as an intern for the Psychonauts, but there is a mole in the agency and rumblings of a previously vanquished villain returning to power and it’s up to Raz to once again travel into people’s minds to fix their emotional issues and save the day.

As I mentioned, this story is a lot of fun but it takes a bit of time to properly get going; the first third of the game feels really disconnected from the main plot. The design is really where the game shines; artist Scott Campbell designed all the characters and they’re wonderful, and going into a bunch of people’s minds allows for a great variety of creative environments like a psychedelic music festival, a forest made entirely from quilts, and dilapidated mental greenhouse. What keeps me from giving a glowing Psychonauts 2 recommendation is the frustrating controls which make these fun scenarios a lot less fun. Probably 90% of my deaths in this game (and there were a lot) involved falling off things while trying to make a jump or not being able to tell what parts of the level were actually traversable and which ones were just decorative. One level involves balancing on a bowling ball while trying to make your way across tiny platforms and MAN, I almost quit at that point.

BUT, all that being said, Psychonauts 2 is on this list because my enjoyment of the game outweighed my annoyance. Plus it’s currently free to play if you have Xbox Game Pass. (Xbox series X/S)


BOOKS

Yeah, sorry, it’s all romances and adventure-romances for August and September. A bunch of my favorite authors in the genre released new books and romances are my version of cozy mysteries.

Role Model by Rachel Reid
Role Model is the 5th book in Rachel Reid’s muscly Canadian hockey player romance series Game Changers, and focuses on the relationship between a jerk player who is trying to be a better person and the team’s cinnamon-roll social media manager. Troy, the aforementioned jerk, has to do a lot of work to de-jerkify himself after his actions in the previous books, and I like that Reid doesn’t give him a pass on his crummy behavior. I also love how characters from the previous books continue to pop up and influence the story in fun ways. (Contemporary Romance)

Peter Cabot Gets Lost by Cat Sebastian
Cat Sebastian described Peter Cabot Gets Lost as “no plot just vibes” and I think that’s a perfect summary. Peter is the son of a political dynasty who has zero interest in carrying on the family tradition. Caleb grew up poor in Louisiana and is itching to start a new life as a journalist. After graduating college in the summer of 1960, the young men end up on an impromptu cross-country road trip together to get Caleb from Boston to Los Angeles to start a new job. Will the sweet boy and the grumpy boy fall in love? Yes, obviously. The story is all character driven which works well because it’s a pleasure to spend time with Sebastian’s excellent characters. (Slightly Historical Romance)

The Lights on Knockbridge Lane by Roan Parrish
A sweet, Christmas-themed romance involving a single father who sets out to cheer up his daughter by covering their house with as many twinkle-lights as possible. In the process, he accidentally falls in love with the reclusive scientist who lives across the street. All of the books in Roan Parrish’s Garnet Run series are soft and kind - like literary cups of hot chocolate. Everyone in these stories is lovable and they all have excellent pets. Gus, the daughter in Knockbridge Lane, is written particularly well; she is charming, obsessed with spiders and bugs, and really sounds like a chaotic 8 year old. (Contemporary Romance)

In Deeper Waters by F.T. Lukens
17-year-old Prince Tal sets sail for the coming-of-age tour of his family’s kingdom, but almost immediately encounters a complication when his crew finds a sinking ship, a chest full of treasure, and a mysterious, roguish prisoner named Athlen. The two end up on a big adventure involving mermaids, secret magic, kidnapping, pirates, political machinations, a sea witch, and some smooching. I loved this book and weirdly, one thing that made it stand out is how supportive and good the rest of the royal family are. The prince has a number of siblings that all love and protect him, which is really refreshing. Usually in adventure stories involving royal families like this, there is at least one plotting parent, conniving cousin, or sinister sibling. (Sorry, after I wrote “conniving cousin” I had to go all in on the alliterations…) (Fantasy Adventure/Romance)

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MUSIC

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If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power by Halsey
I’m a big fan of Halsey and I’ve had their new super atmospheric and slightly haunting album on repeat for two months. It was produced by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, and you can definitely hear their gothy-snyth influence. Favorite tracks: Bells in Santa Fe, 1121, The Lighthouse, and I am not a woman, I’m a god

Montero by Lil Naz X
Man I’ve been enjoying this album a lot. A great mix of genres and styles that go from cheeky rap to super personal ballad to impossibly catchy pop. Favorite tracks: LOST IN THE CATADEL, THAT’S WHAT I WANT, VOID, and MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)

What I listened to the most in August and September was definitely video game soundtracks, in particular the one for Boyfriend Dungeon, which is the perfect combo of chill, synthy pop music and sword-based pun lyrics. While I’ve only watched gameplay videos for Road 96 and not actually played the game, I’ve been enjoying the soundtrack’s eclectic collection of songs as well. The rad Hades soundtrack was also frequently in the mix.


ART

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“Nadja”

For Gallery1988’s TV-themed IDIOT BOX show that opened at the end of September.

Favorite Things From July: A Green Knight, A Baking Competition, and A Crow with a Sword

In July I BOUGHT A HOUSE. I think this means I’m actually, officially, really-truly an adult now. *starts to panic*


MOVIES & TV

The Green Knight
This surreal, dream-like film is a gorgeous interpretation of the Arthurian legend Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. On Christmas day, a supernatural knight arrives in King Arthur’s court and challenges anyone there to land a blow on him with their sword, as long as they agree to let the Green Knight do the same to them a year later. Gawain, nephew to the King, is a man lacking a story; he hasn’t been on a grand quest or faced any foes to prove his honor. So he takes on the challenge and, assuming a death blow would void the agreement, cuts off the knight’s head. Of course, this doesn’t work out how Gawain planned and as the Green Knight gathers his severed head and rides off, he reminds everyone of their bargain. A year later Gawain sets off on a quest to find the Knight, learn to be honorable, and probably get his head cut off.

The Green Knight chronicles this mythological quest through incredible imagery, visceral sound design, moody lighting, and a strong lead performance from Dev Patel. It reminded me a lot of Darren Aronofsky’s The Fountain; that same sort of dark claustrophobia and unreality. I’m disappointed that a certain, integral part of the original story was changed for the film, but overall, I love how The Green Knight distills and elaborates on the core moral of the legend.

Be warned though, this movie is weird. I loved it, but the surreal, imagery-heavy nature of The Green Knight definitely won’t be for everyone. If you are interested in seeing it, I’d recommend familiarizing yourself with the story first, maybe by reading Emily Cheeseman’s beautifully illustrated Gawain and the Green Knight comic.

Ted Lasso
I’m a bit late to the party, but Ted Lasso is charming AF. This Apple TV show is about the titular Ted, an endlessly-optimistic American football coach who gets hired to manage an English soccer team. Fish-out-of-water antics ensue. While the trailer plays up the more awkward bits, what I enjoy so much about Ted Lasso is the balance between humor and sincerity. There are great moments where characters are allowed to be vulnerable and human, especially Ted who at first seems so overly positive as to be cartoonish. I also enjoy that most of the “coach gives inspiring locker-room speech” scenes are played earnestly, instead of just for laughs. It works well. But fear not, there are definitely a lot of laughs as well, including some particularly excellent slapstick gags.


GAMES

Death’s Door
A little like Dark Souls and a little like Legend of Zelda, Death’s Door puts you in the shoes (well, bird feet) of a crow reaper, sent out into the world to collect souls. But the soul you are sent to find disappears, and the little crow has to traverse a number of dangerous dungeons, gathering materials needed to open Death’s Door and figure out why souls are missing. The gameplay of Death’s Door is super fun and occasionally very challenging (looking at you final boss fight that took me two days). The character design is also a highlight, especially the charmingly adorable crows. (Xbox/PC)


BOOKS

Subtle Blood by KJ Charles
Subtle Blood is the third and final book in KJ Charles’ excellent Will Darling Adventures trilogy. Set in post-WWI England, the series follows Will, a former soldier and current restless book shop owner, and Kim, a disgraced aristocrat and occasional spy. Through the first two books the pair grew closer as they worked to disband a nefarious crime organization. Subtle Blood is a fittingly exciting finale, centered around a murder in an exclusive gentleman’s club, with Kim’s brother being the prime suspect. KJ Charles writes such good characters; I always love spending time in her stories. (Historical Romance)

Rosaline Palmer Takes the Cake by Alexis Hall
Single mother Rosaline is having trouble making ends meet and decides to enter a reality TV baking competition in hopes of winning the cash prize. On her way to the show, Rosaline has a meet-cute with Alain, an engineer and fellow contestant who seems to be everything she’s looking for in a romantic partner. As the competition (and their relationship) progresses, Rosaline builds friendships with the other bakers, including shy, blue-collar Harry, and begins to question the things she always thought she was supposed to want.

The baking show in Rosaline Palmer is a loving fictionalization of Great British Bake Off, so if you are a fan of the show like I am, you will definitely get a kick out of all the references and nods (there is a particularly funny section involving bread week). The trajectory of this story is unusual for a romance and doesn’t end up quite where you expect at the beginning, which I liked a lot. I also appreciate that Rosaline is a bisexual character in an a way that actually matters to the story. I’ve read a lot of books where characters are canonically bi, but only in a blink-and-you-miss-it mention or throwaway line. So for this to be a frequent, well-formed part of her character is refreshing.

There are some serious topics explored in the book too, including attempted assault and gaslighting, which is handled well. Alexis Hall remains one of my favorite authors and no matter if you are reading one if his spicy romances or his more “general audiences” books like Rosaline Palmer or Boyfriend Material, you are sure to get a story with a charming narrative voice, great humor, and characters to root for. (Contemporary Romance/Fiction)

Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade
Olivia Dade’s Spoiler Alert is a sweet love-letter to fan-fiction and chosen Nerd families. Book!AeneasWouldNever and Unapologetic Lavinia Stan are members of an online fan-fiction community, writing stories about popular fantasy TV show Gods of the Gates (basically Game of Thrones). Over the course of two years, BAWN and ULS have become best friends but have never met in real life. When April (Unapologetic Lavinia Stan) posts a cosplay photo on twitter that unexpectedly goes viral, she finds herself in the surreal position of being asked out on a date by the show’s incredibly handsome star Marcus Caster-Rupp. But what starts as a publicity stunt turns into an actual relationship, which is complicated by the fact that Marcus has been secretly writing fan-fiction for years and doesn’t quite know how to tell April he is her online best friend Book!AeneasWouldNever.

Given the general plot of the book, it’s fitting that Spoiler Alert feels so much like fan-fiction itself (in a good way). I smiled a lot while reading it. I occasionally get impatient with the romance trope of “one big secret tears them apart in act 3,” and “big public reconciliation” always makes me cringe, but despite having both of these elements I still enjoyed the book. (Contemporary Romance)

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“Phantom of the Paradise”

This new collage, inspired by the film of the same name, is for Gallery1988’s annual Crazy4Cult show, opening August 6 in Los Angeles.

Favorite Things From May and June: The God of Mischief, Two Drag Queens, and a Road Trip with a Nun and a Paladin

2021 continues to be the year where I fall behind on updating the blog. This months’ culprit: I AM JUST ABOUT TO BUY A HOUSE Y’ALL! 😬


MOVIES & TV

Phantom of the Paradise
Phantom of the Paradise is a ridiculous, melodramatic, and very fun 1974 cult classic rock-opera retelling of Phantom of the Opera, directed by Brian De Palma. The story centers around Winslow Leach, a wide-eyed musician with a lot of talent but zero charisma, Swan (Paul Williams), a celebrity record producer with a cult-like following, and Phoenix, a young ingenue looking for her big break. When Swan hears part of the opera that Winslow is writing, he steals the music, frames Winslow for drug possession, and ruins his life. But Winslow manages to escape from prison and sets out to bring down Swan and finish writing his cantata for Phoenix to sing. The music in the film, written by Williams, is extremely catchy and the costuming and production design are quite memorable. Phantom of the Paradise does contain some tiresome gay stereotyping/caricatures, but the whole movie is so camp and ridiculous that it’s not a deal breaker.

Loki
There is still one episode left (airing next week), but unless Loki majorly drops the ball, i’d say it’s easily my favorite of the Disney+ Marvel shows. Loki has a stellar design and narrative aesthetic, reminiscent of Doctor Who, which works well for this cosmic story. Tom Hiddleston continues to be charismatic as heck and the supporting cast is great. This week’s penultimate episode “Journey into Mystery” was a particular favorite of mine.

Trixie Mattel and Katya
Instead of getting caught up on all the movies and shows I keep meaning to watch, I spent most of June enjoying UNHhhh, a youtube series hosted by drag queens Trixie Mattel and Katya. Each episode has the two queens cattily chatting for 10-15 minutes about a very random assortment of topics. UNHhhh is wall-to-wall adult content, so be warned if that’s not your jam, but it constantly makes me laugh and Trixie and Katya play off each other extremely well.

I also watched a lot of Trixie’s solo channel in which she does drag makeup with guests, tries out cosmetics, discusses her (extensive) doll collection, and frequently tries to bake things using Easy Bake Ovens.


BOOKS

I had a hard time getting myself to sit down and read anything in May. Luckily I talked to a friend who has been reading a lot of “Cozy Mysteries” and it turns out that is exactly what I needed. I zipped through the first three books in Josh Lanyon’s Secrets and Scrabble series and they were the perfect combination of low-stakes mystery and by-the-numbers storytelling to get me back into a reading mood. Sometimes you just need the literary equivalent of a Murder She Wrote episode.

The Quiet House by Lily Morton
I loved Lilly Morton’s The Mysterious and Amazing Blue Billings when I read it last year and was delighted to discover that a second book in the series came out in March. This paranormal romance is about illustrator Levi and his psychic, ghost-tour-leading boyfriend Blue. In book 1, Levi inherits an extremely haunted house and ends up working with Blue to oust the evil spirits. In The Quiet House, the pair are in a committed relationship and taking the next step by moving in together. But right as the last box is carried into the house, an invitation arrives that pulls Levi and Blue into investigating another haunting, this time at an ancient manor house on the moors of Yorkshire. I am 100% a chicken nugget when it comes to scary stuff, so my spine was frequently tingled by the ghosts and spooky imagery in these books. I appreciate how strong Levi and Blue’s relationship is throughout the series and how hunting ghosts makes them fall deeper in love. (Paranormal Romance)

The Queer Principals of Kitt Webb by Cat Sebastian
Kitt, formerly an infamous highway bandit, has left his life of crime and is bored to death running his perfectly legal coffee shop. Powdered, wigged, and outlandishly fashionable aristocrat Percy needs help planning a heist to rob his dastardly father. It’s a perfect historical romance set-up. You’ve got crimes, revelations, sword-fights, disguises, escapes, and just desserts. Thank you Cat Sebastian. (Historical Romance)

Paladin’s Strength by T Kingfisher
You know those books that you are sad to finish because it means you have to stop spending time with a character or setting that you’ve fallen in love with? Paladin’s Strength was one of those books for me. The second entry in Kingfisher’s Saint of Steel series builds on the story that began with Paladin’s Grace, following another paladin from a disbanded group of holy warriors. This time that paladin is Istvhan, who is working as hired muscle for a convoy traveling through hostile territory. Not long into the journey he crosses paths with Clara, a nun in search of her recently kidnapped sisters. But Clara has a secret and there is more to Istvhan’s story than he’s letting on and then things get complicated.

I am constantly amazed how T. Kingfisher is able to create such engrossing stories about people walking from point A to point B. So many of the books in this fantasy universe involve convoys, road trips, or caravans and yet they all feel different and compelling. This story also works so well because Clara and Istvhan are wonderful characters; good people who are kind to each other, trying to do the right things. I was sad to leave them.

On that note, I want to include Istvhan’s first description of Clara here, because it really stuck with me:
“She was a big woman. Nearly as tall as he was, which put her well over six feet, with heavy breasts and belly, hips and thighs. Her shoulders were broad and she carried herself with the confidence of one who is used to being the most physically powerful person in the room.”

So many fantasy adventures have small, slim women heroes. For Clara to be big, both in height and body, really resonated with me. And this series being a fantasy romance, having a big strong hero falling in love with an equally big, strong woman was wonderful.

While I think you could enjoy this book on its own, it does build on some major points from Paladin’s Grace and references a couple of characters from Swordheart. Since I loved those books too, I’d recommend just reading everything T. Kingfisher has written just to be safe. (Fantasy Adventure/Romance)

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“Black Shuck”

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“Devils Hole Pupfish”

Favorite Things From March and April: Baking Magic, Puzzle Games, and My Chemical Romance

It’s been a bit quiet here in blog-land the last few months because I have been in art show mode. I can’t watch new things when I’m working and my brain was too frazzled for much reading, so I rewatched all of Schitt’s Creek and full YouTube play-throughs of the games Dark Souls and Alien Isolation on Eurogamer and the Blades in the Dark RPG on Outside Xtra. Plus, for some reason, I had My Chemical Romance’s 2006 The Black Parade album on a loop for MANY weeks.


MOVIES

Minari
Almost exactly a year since I saw my last movie in a theater in 2020, I sat in a dark auditorium in March to watch Minari. It was a press screening, so only 3 other people in the theater, but it still felt very strange. Despite that strangeness, I’m so glad I saw this movie. It’s a beautiful story, inspired by Director Lee Isaac Chung’s own childhood, about a Korean-American family trying to start a farm in rural Arkansas. All of the elements of the film - acting, cinematography, script, direction - are great.


GAMES

Picross S6
When I get really stressed, I find that puzzle games are a good way to zone out for a little bit. I played a lot of Two Dots on my phone in March and April and also picked up Picross S6 for the Nintendo Switch. I love picross and this game has a nice collection of puzzles, including color picross and “mega picross” which are probably fun but way too complex for my current brain.


BOOKS

Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern
This one is hard to sum up; it is stories upon stories, interwoven together in complex ways. Starless Sea follows Zachary, a grad student who picks up a strange book in the library and discovers one of the chapters is about his childhood. Interspersed with Starless Sea’s main story are a number of fables, fairy tales, and journal entries that connect in obvious and less-obvious ways. In an attempt to figure out how an old book from the library can specifically describe his own life, Zachary ends up on a strange adventure that takes him to a magical place outside of time where all stories are kept. There he meets a number of people working to protect the magical place, and also a group trying to destroy it.

I don’t want to say much more than that because part of the joy of this book is how things unfold and connect and become clear much later on. It’s a bit abstract and took me a little while to get through because it required me to properly pay attention. But even when things were nebulous and non-linear, I always enjoyed the journey and would definitely recommend this one.

One extra little anecdote about Starless Sea: It was very surreal, when reading about a person who finds his own story in a book, to come across the phrase “bunny pirates” a bunch of times. At multiple points in this book, Zachary talks about a painting of a boat helmed by a group of nautical rabbits, or as he describes them, “bunny pirates”.

A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by T Kingfisher
A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Magic contains just the right combination of darkness, kindness, optimism, and melancholy. 14-year-old Mona works in her aunt’s bakery, which is great since she is a wizard whose magic only works on baked goods. She can make gingerbread cookies dance, tell bread not to burn, and once accidentally imbued a sourdough starter with sentience (it lives in the basement now). Mona is thrust into a dangerous series of events when she finds a dead girl in the bakery and is promptly accused of murder. An assassin is roaming the streets attacking magic people, a looming threat is approaching the city, and Mona and her bread-based-magic might be the only thing that can save the day.

The Princess Trap by Talia Hibbert
The Princess Trap is a fun, well written character-based romance with a “fake engagement” set-up. When Cherry first meets Prince Ruben, she doesn’t realize he’s Scandinavian royalty. After a paparazzi takes some racy photos of the pair, the prince explains who he is and proposes a fake engagement to protect their reputations. It’s a romance, so you can probably guess where things go from there, but what makes Princess Trap stand out are the strong characters. Cherry is really great - she’s empathetic, stands up for herself, and doesn’t tolerate jerks - and Ruben is well developed with believable baggage from his royal family. The characters and relationships take priority, so the intrigue/plot stuff doesn’t really come into play until the third act, which is totally fine.

Blind Tiger by Jordan L Hawk
Jordan L. Hawk’s paranormal romances are always fast, entertaining reads. Blind Tiger starts a new series in Hawk’s shapeshifter/magic Hexworld universe, focusing on hex-maker Sam and cheetah-shifter Alistair. This series is set in 1920s Chicago, so a lot of the action centers around organized crime, bootleg liquor, and speakeasies. After Sam flees his confining, conservative small town for the big city, he is almost immediately surrounded by drama when his cousin is murdered and a magic hex disappears. Enter Alistair and the other owners of The Pride, a shapeshifter/queer-friendly speakeasy, who become embroiled in the mystery.

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MUSIC

Like I said…

And also Lil Nas X’s “Montero”. That was on repeat a lot as well.


ART

There is an insidious part of my brain that keeps telling me I should have gotten more work done in the time I spent getting ready for this show, but then I remind myself we’ve been in a pandemic for over a year and the world is stressful and I accomplished a lot. Be kind to yourself, even when you have a bad brain.

All of this work is for FLORA & FAUNA, a two-person show at Gallery 9 with me and painter Jan Lang. It will be on display through the month of May.